slaycinder:

jpgay:

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

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"We wait for the things we know will never happen."
Ten Word Story #30 - Ming D. Liu (via mingdliu)

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operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
"And if you call me at 4 am, too sad to even say hello, I will listen to your silence until you fall asleep. If you need to cry I will not wipe your tears away because you are only human and sometimes tears are as close to laughter as you can get and that’s okay. If you get sleepy I will let you drool on my arm and I won’t laugh at you if you snore too loud. If you need to yell so hard that your voice cracks and your knees fail I will hold you up and yell with you. If you get so angry you punch your hands red I will ice your knuckles and tell you that wounds heal both inside and out, and just like the cold that is harsh and burning, I will always be the warmth to soothe you and make you feel better. I will love you."
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"I want to make you feel so fucking happy that you forget every bit of sad in you"
Nahilliam Truspear (via truornah)

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illkim:

winning an argument online

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lamelohan:

When my friends take my phone and wont give it back

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